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Signoffs for Katie
Sep. 6th, 2006 06:17 pmSo Katie Couric is looking for a new signoff for the CBS Evening News.
My ideas, all of them inappropriate:
My ideas, all of them inappropriate:
- "That's the CBS Evening News. I'm Katie Couric, and I'm not wearing underwear today."
- "That's the CBS Evening News. I'm Katie Couric. The preceding content has been approved for broadcast by the White House."
- "That's the CBS Evening News. I'm Katie Couric, and you're not."
- "That's the CBS Evening News. I'm Katie Couric. Suck this, Lauer!"
- "That's the CBS Evening News. I'm Katie Couric. Please return your tray tables to the upright position."
- "That's the CBS Evening News. I'm Katie Couric, and these are my breasts."
