Signoffs for Katie

[gridlockjoe]

So Katie Couric is looking for a new signoff for the CBS Evening News.

My ideas, all of them inappropriate:

• "That's the CBS Evening News. I'm Katie Couric, and I'm not wearing underwear today."


• "That's the CBS Evening News. I'm Katie Couric. The preceding content has been approved for broadcast by the White House."


• "That's the CBS Evening News. I'm Katie Couric, and you're not."


• "That's the CBS Evening News. I'm Katie Couric. Suck this, Lauer!"


• "That's the CBS Evening News. I'm Katie Couric. Please return your tray tables to the upright position."


• "That's the CBS Evening News. I'm Katie Couric, and these are my breasts."

Comments

[crazymadjo.livejournal.com]

No more SNL re-runs for you, young man.

[gridlockjoe.livejournal.com]

I actually submitted the first one. Let's see if they use it...

[magycmyste]

heh, they may not be appropriate, but they make me laugh...

[fapiece.livejournal.com]

I still think she should hit herself with a pie at the end of each broadcast. (And so should Brian Williams, for that matter. And whoever they've got on ABC now.)