Musings of an Honourary Canadian

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Dateline Azusa, California: My dog stole my pickup truck

Internet Explorer only displays the first 95 characters of a web page's title for display in its title bar. Sometimes that break comes at an unusual place:

Houston's KHCW-TV Launches Free Mobile Phone Cam Service Enabling Drivers To Avoid Traffic Head

Nickelodeon to Super-Serve Families as Award-Winning NOGGIN Becomes Its Own 24-Hour Commercial

Thanks lil_m_moses for reminding me about this.

The Great Pizza Orientation Test, or what happens when you order NONE Pizza with Left Beef via Domino's online ordering....

Real translation (grabbed from YouTube comments, so we don't have to wait for amothea's husband to get home to translate):

I woke up early this morning
I felt drops on my head
I looked up & saw
what was going on up there
There was a hole, it was very big
& through it fell a nut
& a branch, & a very big bird egg too

CHORUS
There's a hole in my roof
I don't feel at ease
It's because of that hole in my roof

I called my friend Klus ("Chore")
He said, that's a job for me
He was hammering for about ten hours
Then you couldn't see the hole anymore
Klus called out, look I did it again
& jumped up & down of joy
Suddenly I heared a noise & crack
There's a hole in my roof again

CHORUS
There's a hole in my roof
I don't feel at ease
It's because of that hole in my roof

From ETTF.net:

The headline of the story read: "Truck Spills 165,000 Eggs on Va. Highway"

( And then the ad was placed on the page... )