It's unusual for me to remember dreams. That makes the night before last unusual because (a) I remembered my dream, and (b) it was very very weird.
The dream was a movie trailer starring the hip, manic black comedian of the moment. He was lying on a table, spread eagle, with the camera positioned above him. Then the camera started zooming in on his bright red shorts. And closer, and closer, to the point where the camera gets microscopic enough to fit through the fabric.
And the camera kept zooming in -- so follow me now, we're
inside his shorts -- and thankfully instead of Hip Manic Black Comedian's genitals, we see a diagram of the internals of said area, a highly detailed textbook-style artistic diagram -- one like you'd find in
Gray's Anatomy.
But then -- and this is the weird part -- the diagram turns into an animation, and it morphs into the female version of the diagram.
Then the camera starts pulling out, back through the shorts -- and we close with a shot of Hip Manic Black Comedian, now with boobs, thrashing about and screaming bloody murder.
We fade to white, and the movie's title comes up on screen: "YOU'RE PRETTY".
I did warn you it was weird.
So at work I've been busy updating our database of San Antonio roadways. I have decided when I become Emperor of San Antonio my first decree will be to rename every north-south street Harry Wurzbach, and every east-west street Military. Just to keep things clear.
(For everyone but
aggieteacher00 and
amothea: San Antonio has three major thoroughfares named after the Wurzbach family: Harry Wurzbach Rd., Wurzbach Rd., and Wurzbach Pkwy. There are also four separate thoroughfares named Military: SE/SE Military, W Military -- in two parts -- and NW Military. To further add to the confusion, NW Military used to be named Wurzbach Highway.)
Missed
As the Geiger Counter Turns -- aka
Jericho -- because
Thank God You're Here has been moved into that timeslot. I'll pick up
Jericho tomorrow night.
Houston-types: I'm thinking about having some folks over Saturday afternoon after Lai Lai's to watch the new season of
Doctor Who. Any interest?