Signoffs for Katie

So Katie Couric is looking for a new signoff for the CBS Evening News.

My ideas, all of them inappropriate:

• "That's the CBS Evening News. I'm Katie Couric, and I'm not wearing underwear today."


• "That's the CBS Evening News. I'm Katie Couric. The preceding content has been approved for broadcast by the White House."


• "That's the CBS Evening News. I'm Katie Couric, and you're not."


• "That's the CBS Evening News. I'm Katie Couric. Suck this, Lauer!"


• "That's the CBS Evening News. I'm Katie Couric. Please return your tray tables to the upright position."


• "That's the CBS Evening News. I'm Katie Couric, and these are my breasts."