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This afternoon in San Francisco, northbound I-280 at SR-92: (Info from the CHP online dispatch log, and I've translated CHiPS-speak to English)

4:52PM MAN IN GORILLA SUIT STILL ON SCENE
4:52PM SHERIFF'S OFFICE ADVISES 2 VEHICLES LEFT THE AREA
4:47PM ANOTHER CALLER SAYS ABOUT 1 MILE NORTH OF 92, THERE ARE 2 PEOPLE IN CENTER DIVIDER
4:45PM THIS IS A REAL PERSON IN A GORILLA SUIT AND 2 OTHER PEOPLE ON RIGHT HAND SHOULDER
4:39PM IN CENTER DIVIDER/MALE LAST SEEN WEARING GORILLA SUIT

The best one we had in Dallas was a naked man driving a convertible holding a poodle above his head.
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We have achieved a food spill trifecta, after this morning's 18-wheeler accident in San Antonio resulted in a flaming load of Nestle Crunch bars winding up on I-10.

(The other two entries in the trifecta were the egg spill on the Washington Beltway, and a meat spill a few days before that.)

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