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gridlockjoeBecause tonight I have A NEW CAR!
That's right, Joe, it's the incredibly sporty 2005 Dodge Neon SXT! In stone white, this car will turn heads as youzip plod along Westheimer! And you'll enjoy the CD player, which you've never had in a car before! MSRP $16,740, but you paid only $11,995! That means for you, the price is right! Price authority Wiesner Dodge, Tomball, Texas.
Thank you, Don Pardo!
The old '98 Neon had 151,575 miles when I traded her in tonight. It was a good car, just starting to hit the point where continued maintenance was going to prove an expensive proposition.
That's right, Joe, it's the incredibly sporty 2005 Dodge Neon SXT! In stone white, this car will turn heads as you
Thank you, Don Pardo!
The old '98 Neon had 151,575 miles when I traded her in tonight. It was a good car, just starting to hit the point where continued maintenance was going to prove an expensive proposition.
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Date: 2005-08-26 02:40 pm (UTC)You aughta park on the other side of Ziggy's and we can tell Dale you walked there from work. Think he'll buy it? Or you can take the dealer tags off and say you stole it! Yeah, that'd be great!