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I hope I got the notation right!

Edited to add:

A B-flat, a D-flat, and an F walk into a bar.

The bartender says to them, "I'm sorry we don't serve minors here"...

So the D-flat leaves and the B-flat and the F have a fifth between them and
go home.

Date: 2004-12-08 01:39 am (UTC)
jaala: (silly)
From: [personal profile] jaala
*snort*

Another music joke for my collection!

Heard this one?

Date: 2004-12-08 02:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jcello.livejournal.com
A major symphony orchestra was on tour when the conductor suddenly became terribly ill right before a performance. The personnel manager asked if anyone was familiar with the scores, and to his surprise, the next-to-last-chair violist raised his hand and said he'd studied them at Juilliard.

The next-to-last-chair violist conducted the next twelve concerts in four cities. Eventually the conductor recovered and returned to his duties, whereupon the next-to-last-chair violist went back to his section.

His stand partner looked at him and asked, "Where the hell have YOU been?"

Yup!

Date: 2004-12-08 05:09 am (UTC)
jaala: (silly)
From: [personal profile] jaala
That is one of my favourites. Good for applying to whatever instrument one wishes to mock.

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