Can I get a prescription for the Honey Nut version?

[gridlockjoe]

The FDA says if General Mills continues to maintain that Cheerios can lower cholesterol by 4% in six weeks, the government will consider the cereal a drug, and a new drug at that, which cannot be marketed at all without being submitted first for approval to the FDA.

Can't wait to hear what the right-wing echo chamber makes of this... "Obama wants to take away your Cheerios!"

Comments

[ariomness.livejournal.com]

That's so awesome. I can just imagine the big box of Cheerios sandwiched in between the laxatives and the sudafed at Wallgreens...

[anewdaysjourney.livejournal.com]

It's when they take away my Frosted Mini-Wheats that I'm going to be really really steamed...