"Sheriff: Woman spent 2 years sitting on boyfriend’s toilet"

[gridlockjoe]

The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding he never explained why it took him two years to call.

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Ok that's just strange

[smart-ted.livejournal.com]

I have sometimes had the urge to hide under a desk -- but not for 2 years.

[fapiece.livejournal.com]

Whipple added that while on the toilet, she did not squeeze the Charmin.