A sure sign I'm getting older:

[gridlockjoe]

...when I get a spam with the subject line "Enlarge that special organ every man has", and the first word that comes to mind is "prostate"...

(Okay, so it wasn't the first thing I thought of. But it was the funniest.)

Comments

[kezzamorphosis.livejournal.com]

Y'know, Joz, when I get those ones that claim to give me an additional 3 inches to what I already have, I wonder just what I would do with a 3" penis...

It's sad that they aren't even gender specific!