60 things...

[gridlockjoe]

Of Esquire's 60 Things Worth Shortening Your Life For, I have done precisely... two.

Hell, everybody did butter back in the day.

edit: Forgot about the secondhand smoke. Thanks, Mom and Dad.

How about you?

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[lil-ms-drama.livejournal.com]

I've done 10, so I'm not that much further.
8. Butter.
10. Cream puffs.
14. Chopped Liver
15. Smoking Cubans (In Cuba). (OK, I was in the Bahamas, not Cuba, but I feel that since it's smoking something it's still part of shortening my life)
31. Getting a Road Job. (OK TMI, but I didn't get it, I gave it)
32. Carousing with the Mob. (I am Italian)
33. Drinking Alone.
41. Fried dill pickles at Cock of the Walk in Natchez, Mississippi. (OK, it was at Hooters, but it's still a fried pickle, dangit)
42. Secondhand smoking. (yeah, thanks Dad and Dale)
60. Directing.

There's a ton I'd like to do, though.
17. Deep-fried Twinkies.
22. Oysters Mosca at Mosca's in Avondale, Louisiana.
24. The Fat Darrell at the R. U. Grill & Pizza in New Brunswick, New Jersey.
26. Combo No. 4 at the Varsity in Athens, Georgia.
34. Refried doughnuts.
35. Duck-fat potatoes.
38. The Carpetbagger steak
44. The cheeseburger at Shady Glen Dairy Stores in Manchester, Connecticut.
52. Devouring hare stuffed with duck confit and foie-gras-and-blood sauce at Guy Savoy, not to mention the 12 other courses

and there's 1 I almost did
4. Giving a buddy a kidney.
OK, he wasn't a buddy, he was a spouse, but same intent

[lynnita.livejournal.com]

I've done three....that's not bad outta 60

...and I"m still kickin':)