The Google Myself meme (thanks smart_ted!)

[gridlockjoe]

JOE is updated near the first of every month except January and July.
Joe Is Love.
Joe is President of Hypnotic Marketing, Inc., and founder and President of The Hypnotic Marketing Institute.
Joe is also the Metal specialist at the world acclaimed Berklee College
Joe is best known for taking the steel guitar out of a C&W setting
Joe is still looking for a ride for the remainder of the season.
Joe is related to the former NY Giants manager and Hall of Famer John McGraw.
JOE is a Web-based journal, so authors and readers can print articles
Joe is...SO getting laid tonight.
JOE IS 50!!!

Type "Name is" replacing 'name' with your first name (quotes included). Pull the first 10 lines that start with 'Name is' and place them in your journal.

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[lil-ms-drama.livejournal.com]

I had done this one before so out of boredom I am going to do Cliff:

1. Clifton is part of the beautiful hill country of Texas, with diverse recreational capabilities all around.


2. Clifton Is Pissed Off Mightily:


3. Clifton is a gourmet's spice cabinet.


4. Clifton is the ideal place to grow children.


5. Clifton is right: this poem is about more than color.


6. Clifton is a city located in Passaic County, New Jersey.


7. Clifton is a suburb in the Wollongong Local Government Area.


8. Clifton is Distinguished Professor of Humanities at St. Mary’s College in Maryland and has a position at Columbia University from 1995 to 1999.


9. Clifton is the Horseshoe Riverbend Bass Classic.


10. Clifton is Cape Town's own Cote-de-Zur.