| Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... | ||
| Category | Your Score | Average |
| Self-Lovin' | 63.3% Explored the pleasures of the flesh | 57.5% |
| Shamelessness | 95.2% Has yet to see self in mirror | 73.9% |
| Sex Drive | 86.8% The Pope is envious | 71.4% |
| Straightness | 51.8% Felt someone up once | 35.5% |
| Gayness | 100% | 74.6% |
| Fucking Sick | 97.3% Refreshingly normal | 84.8% |
| You are 80.56% pure Average Score: 65.7% | ||