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The Random Recipe Generator.

Here are some of the prize winners I have come up with:

Cream Surprise
Serves 5
You will need:

   * 20g noodles
   * 20g raisins
   * 110g pasta
   * 70ml cream
   * 110ml apple sauce

Instructions:

1. pre-heat the oven to 220 C
2. fry the noodles
3. heat the noodles in the saucepan
4. sift the cream
5. eat the cream
6. mix the noodles in
7. bring the noodles to the boil
8. rinse the raisins
9. eat the pasta
10. add one tablespoon of the raisins
11. bring the raisins to the boil
12. barbeque the apple sauce
13. bake for 60 minutes and serve hot

The surprise is that there is no cream in it as it's already been eaten.

Here's one that suits my cooking skill:

Essence Of Vanilla Soup
Serves 2
You will need:

30ml essence of vanilla
5 lime

Instructions:

1. put the essence of vanilla in the saucepan
2. put the lime in the saucepan
3. enjoy

Bacon Supreme
Serves 4
You will need:

* 10g cheese
* 10g bacon

Instructions:

1. put the cheese in the saucepan
2. grill the bacon
3. serve piping hot

Lime Supreme
Serves 3
You will need:

* 5 lime
* 40ml vinegar

Instructions:

1. barbeque the vinegar
2. sift the lime
3. throw it all away