Interesting question meme from perkyshai

[gridlockjoe]

Your ex is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?
Summon help, then try to put the fire out!

Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?
I'd congratulate her and think to myself, "I didn't know you were seeing anyone..."

When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
I've never really been a puncher.

Congratulations! You just had a son. What's his name?
There are some names in the English branch of the family I'd want to consider: Jonathan, Justin, Gyles, Charles...

Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What's her name?
I really like the name Susannah.

What are you craving right now?
Company.

What was the last thing you cried about?
Loneliness.

When you buy something and your change is a penny. Do you keep it or tell the cashier to keep it?
I'll keep it. Pennies add up. I once financed my spending money on a Canadian vacation from collected change.

What color is your tissue box?
Whatever it came in at the store.

Do you have a ceiling fan in your room, and if so, is there dust on that fan?
No, but I wish I did; I do have a small fan on the chest of drawers, and it has dust on it.

What was the topic of the last voice mail you received?
Mom, "just wanting to chat".

Scariest thing you've experienced in the last year?
Last year? Um... can't really think of anything scary beyond the norm of having to drive in Houston traffic.

What do you order when you go to Taco Bell?
Chicken taco salad, no sour cream.

Have you ever had a garage sale?
Yes.

What is the last alcoholic beverage you had?
Chianti.

Are you happy right now?
More or less.

Who came over last?
Maria, my next-door neighbor.

Do you drink beer?
No.

Dark or light jeans?
Whichever.

What was the last movie you watched at home?
Dave.

What is in your pocket?
Nothing.

Who introduced you to your boy/girlfriend?
My most recent one, we met on line.

Where do you hurt?
(borrowing Shai's answer) In my heart...and feet.

What is your favorite aisle at Wal-Mart?
Electronics.

When is your birthday?
August 20.

What are you going to do after this?
Chat on line with anyone who'll chat with me, check Scrabulous to see if anyone's made a move.

Who was the last person you went shopping with?
The Whosers.

What about your favorite dessert?
Key Lime Pie ice cream.

Do you have the same name as one of your relatives?
My great-grandfather, whom I was named after.

What kind of car do your siblings drive?
Some kind of pickup truck.

Do you like pickles?
Yes.

Is someone in love with you?
If she is, would she PLEASE reveal herself.

Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member?
Yes.

Does someone like you right now?
"Like" or "like like"?.

Do you know anyone in jail/prison?
No.

Do you like the color green?
It was my favorite till a few years ago.

How many hours did you sleep for last night?
7½.

Do you swear at your parents?
No.

Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
No.