I knew it.

[gridlockjoe]

You're Canada!

People make fun of you a lot, but they're stupid because you've
got a much better life than they do.  In fact, they're probably just jealous.
 You believe in crazy things like human rights and health care and not
dying in the streets, and you end up securing these rights for yourself and
others.  If it weren't for your weird affection for ice hockey, you'd be
the perfect person.
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Gridlockjoe in Spoken For

Seeping with sweetness, this painfully beautiful masterpiece, set in turn of the millennium Canada, is a look into the lives of friends, gridlockjoe (Billy Bob Thornton) and aggieteacher00 (Rachel Weisz), who find themselves becoming closer after a plot to keep them apart is set in motion by her neglected boss, jaala (Liv Tyler). Rachel Weisz was paid twenty-five million dollars for her performance, reportedly due to all of the 'yukky kissing' involved.

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