"Fart in the Duck" - best children's video ever! (in Dutch, with English subtitles)

Real translation (grabbed from YouTube comments, so we don't have to wait for amothea's husband to get home to translate):

I woke up early this morning
I felt drops on my head
I looked up & saw
what was going on up there
There was a hole, it was very big
& through it fell a nut
& a branch, & a very big bird egg too

CHORUS
There's a hole in my roof
I don't feel at ease
It's because of that hole in my roof

I called my friend Klus ("Chore")
He said, that's a job for me
He was hammering for about ten hours
Then you couldn't see the hole anymore
Klus called out, look I did it again
& jumped up & down of joy
Suddenly I heared a noise & crack
There's a hole in my roof again

CHORUS
There's a hole in my roof
I don't feel at ease
It's because of that hole in my roof

Six years ago today...

Darren, you are missed still.
We shall meet again on the other bright shore.