Yes, another survey

If I were a month I would be: October
If I were a day of the week I would be: Friday!
If I were a time of day I would be: 5:30 a.m.
If I were a planet I would be: Mars
If I were a sea animal I would be: elephant seal
If I were a direction I would be: north
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a recliner
If I were a sin I would be: sloth
If I were a historical figure I would be: Einstein
If I were a liquid I would be: diet soda
If I were a tree I would be: the volunteer oak in my back yard
If I were a flower/plant I would be: fern
If I were a kind of weather I would be: overcast with a few sprinkles
If I were a musical instrument I would be: piano
If I were an animal I would be: lion
If I were a color I would be: blue
If I were a vegetable I would be: corn
If I were a sound I would be: the Emergency Broadcast System tone
If I were an element I would be: praseodymium
If I were a car I would be: a Dodge Stratus
If I were a song I would be: The Couch by Alanis Morissette
If I were a movie I would be directed by: Sam Mendes (American Beauty) or Sidney Lumet (Network)
If I were a book I would be written by: J. Michael Straczynski
If I were a food I would be: fajitas
If I were a place I would be: the Missouri Ozarks
If I were a material I would be: denim
If I were a taste I would be: sweet
If I were a scent I would be: apple pie
If I were a word I would be: quixotic
If I were an object I would be: computer mouse
If I were a body part I would be: little finger
If I were a facial expression I would be: confusion
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Bugs Bunny
If I were a shape I would be a: circle
If I were a number I would be: 4