2005-08-25

gridlockjoe: (Default)
2005-08-25 11:07 pm
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Where are Don Pardo or Rod Roddy when you need them?

Because tonight I have A NEW CAR!

That's right, Joe, it's the incredibly sporty 2005 Dodge Neon SXT! In stone white, this car will turn heads as you zip plod along Westheimer! And you'll enjoy the CD player, which you've never had in a car before! MSRP $16,740, but you paid only $11,995! That means for you, the price is right! Price authority Wiesner Dodge, Tomball, Texas.

Thank you, Don Pardo!

The old '98 Neon had 151,575 miles when I traded her in tonight. It was a good car, just starting to hit the point where continued maintenance was going to prove an expensive proposition.