Happy [Ch|H]an[n]uka[h]!

[gridlockjoe]

I hope I got the notation right!

Edited to add:

A B-flat, a D-flat, and an F walk into a bar.

The bartender says to them, "I'm sorry we don't serve minors here"...

So the D-flat leaves and the B-flat and the F have a fifth between them and
go home.

Comments

Heard this one?

[jcello.livejournal.com]

A major symphony orchestra was on tour when the conductor suddenly became terribly ill right before a performance. The personnel manager asked if anyone was familiar with the scores, and to his surprise, the next-to-last-chair violist raised his hand and said he'd studied them at Juilliard.

The next-to-last-chair violist conducted the next twelve concerts in four cities. Eventually the conductor recovered and returned to his duties, whereupon the next-to-last-chair violist went back to his section.

His stand partner looked at him and asked, "Where the hell have YOU been?"

Yup!

[jaala]

That is one of my favourites. Good for applying to whatever instrument one wishes to mock.