You can't make this stuff up.

[gridlockjoe]

APPLETON, Wisc. - A couple telephoned police in the middle of the night after finding a man in their basement covered head to toe in barbecue sauce.

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[mnelson.livejournal.com]

He must have escaped from the local Chili's.

"Chili's Baby Back Ribs. BBQ Sauce..."