I swear, kids these days...

Maybe it's a generational thing, I don't know.

Do you know what a yardstick is?

If so, congratulations. You are smarter than every employee I talked to at the Bellaire Home Depot today.

Half of them thought I wanted yard stakes.

*sigh* I'm going to a real hardware store tonight after work.

ETA: I went to the real hardware store and got a real yardstick.

Can you feel the love tonight?

Who else is love?

pseudomonas me scripsit anno 2005